Joke Of the Month!
a snake wit a big frog
Boudreaux been fish’s down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout ruddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his moue. He knower dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal dat foggier.
Dat snake, he be a cotton moored water moccasin so he had to be real careful or he’d get bit. He sunk up behind de snake and grabbed him roan de had. Dat ole snake don’t lake dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped himself roan Boudreaux’s arm try’s to get himself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his had, yen.
Well, Boudreaux pried his moue open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he can’t let go dat snake or his gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine liker. He pour some drops into de snakes moue. Well, dat snake’s eyeballs roll back in his had and his body go limp. Wit dat Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishing’.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sampan tapping’ on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin was with two more frogs.